The 4th of July Makes My Pussy Wet
- Spiritual Journey Of A Slut
- Jun 30, 2021
- 2 min read
Updated: Nov 27, 2021
Ok so the 4th of July = my favorite holiday. Always has been. Always will be.
There just ain’t a thing anyone could do to change the love I have for the 4th of JULY honey. That’s the real Christmas. I’m just sayin’.
Anyways, there is something about fireworks all around me blowing up.
Throwing them to explode just somewhat right near my body..
it has become maybe even a problem.
I literally think it’s so fun to be dangerous with fireworks. Ugh. What the fuck.
We (anyone around me during this time of the year) have always fucked off on the 4th of JULY. (And yes I’m fuckin’ capitalizing JULY every time because that’s how I speak it in real life) So 4th of JULY… we always fuck it off.
We would most certainly every year throw a few “grand finale’s” at each other (that’s what I call the types of fireworks that blow up in the sky)…
or make them tip over on purpose maybe…
One year my brother’s girlfriend accidentally held a Roman candle backwards and just let it explode on her face one good time.
I never laughed so hard as soon as I saw she was ok.
My brother didn’t even check to make sure she was ok. He literally was laughing before it even shot out and started running away. But anyways, I digress.
We know how to fuck off a 4th in my distantly toxic and messed up “family”.
a tik tok I made of some of the fuckery of the 4th
My step dad has passed away now a few weeks ago. He would ALWAYS buy at least $500 worth of fireworks because he knew it was my favorite holiday. Everyone had fun on that day. I will truly miss him this 4th of JULY so much. It’s sad. I can’t imagine spending the day without him being a part of it.
He would just quietly sit there and watch me almost die with my friends because we are drunk and almost blowing each other up. My step dad just sat back in amazement at my insanity.
It always worked out though. Knock on wood.. no major injuries… always a hangover… Always leftover fireworks to let off for the months to come 🤪
I live my best life on the 4th of JULY
My neighbors all hate me because I just throw fireworks behind my apartment complex sometimes, none close enough to actually hurt anyone really.
Ok I know that’s not funny & there are dogs that get scared.
But damnit, I want to have a good time sometimes & this is the only way for me. & that’s just facts.
another tik tok I made of some of the fuckery of the 4th
I’m sorry to the scared puppies. I’ll try to only do a couple fireworks this year to scare the neighbors.
Your owners are the ones who fucking suck, y’all are cool. Amen.
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